Saw this in the latest issue of Pregnancy and Newborn Magazine and thought it was cute enough to share...
10. You must be due any day now! (Actually, no, I have six weeks left.)
9. It's OK, I know you're just moody because you're pregnant.
8. This restroom is closed. Why don't you try the one upstairs?
7. Just wait until the teenage years! (Can I enjoy the moment, please?)
6. You're carrying a girl - I can tell by your hips.
5. If you think you have it bad, let me tell you about my pregnancy.
4. Sorry, we're out of chocolate mint.
3. Are you having twins?
2. Watch out - the stretch marks come at the very end.
1. When do you think you'll have number two?
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